i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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