Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
