dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
high people should be assigned attendants
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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