it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We have so much sex to catch up on
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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