I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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