the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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