just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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