According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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