I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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