How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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