Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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