My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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