Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My bed smells like the plague
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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