fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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