I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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