One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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