What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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