wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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