I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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