her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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