she kept yelling 'call me bella'
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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