idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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