i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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