good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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