I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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