Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize