I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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