They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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