It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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