It's Friday. Sex?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dear god my vagina.
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