everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Congratulations! We have a period
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