i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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