I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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