We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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