I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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