Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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