im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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