My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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