I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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