he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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