I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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