Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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