I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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