redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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