We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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