Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
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