Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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