Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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