found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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