There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
