Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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