But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's never too late to be topless.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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