Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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