Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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