oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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