She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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