Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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