She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
