How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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