I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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