We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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